Today I had an interesting moment that made me realize just how deep into the apocalypse we already are.

I was at a lake place in Minnesota, and many of the plants are yellow, there is garbage all about, but signs that people are trying to make a life.

I look into the lake. The water is crystal clear, but all the water plants are growing algae, and the bottom of the lake has patches of algae. 

Its the end of September, but it's been like 80 degrees all week.

Then I realize the lake issues are seen on other lakes around here. The plant growth and yellowing are all around. Some of this is seasonal, but much of it isn't.

Doing Laundry

 When I die doing laundry

(Don't laugh

I've seen my fate

that's how I die)

Put in my obituary that I died how I lived

(doing laundry)

and when the youngest grandchildren ask

"Where is grandma?"

you may answer

"In the eternal laundry room

in the sky"