And if you promise to keep them until they learn to speak quietly, sit up straight, adn eat all thier dinner without complaining then I'll even throw in free shipping.
And of course, today Galen is going with free shipping, even if you only want to keep him an hour. But if you give him anything to eat that is not fresh and organic. ( like the candy and frosting on gingerbread houses) then you need to keep him forever.
Or you could just find some way to knock the kids out all night, or speed up time so it's bedtime already. And then come in and do the dishes, change the laundry, take out the trash and pick up the livings room, I'll accept that too.
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